Well... If you're as super strong as I am then you could just step on it. If not i suggest driving over it and then hitting it with a hammer ten times rapidly while yelling hamflambammyjam. If that doesn't work then you're screwed.
i recommend hurling it as hard as you can at a tree. exploding pinecones are just as exciting as crushed pinecones. driving over it, baseball bats, and incredibly large feet also work.
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Well... If you're as super strong as I am then you could just step on it. If not i suggest driving over it and then hitting it with a hammer ten times rapidly while yelling hamflambammyjam. If that doesn't work then you're screwed.
i recommend hurling it as hard as you can at a tree. exploding pinecones are just as exciting as crushed pinecones. driving over it, baseball bats, and incredibly large feet also work.
step on it