The Murderess Vegetarian - Critique this Poem?
THE MURDERESS VEGETARIAN -- A TRUE CRIME OPUS
She glanced over her quarry, at the Local Food Mart
The Murderess Vegetarian, selecting victims to tear apart!
Which murder victims, and how many,
O the murderess! Will she have her fill with any?
The feelings of the strawberries went unfelt
And biting off the heads of carrots was another death blow that she dealt!
Murdering the lives, emotions, feeling of Trees that were felled down in her Murder
She chopped up baby fir trees simply to have her living room furniture!
The spinach was not exempt, nor lima bean, nor even the soy!
She massacred them all and anon, simply out of homicidal joy!
Their lives, minds, and children, were well buried in graves under her hypocritical white-wash!
As she split open all the cantaloupes, and ground to pieces all the squash!
Her callous maniacal mind consumed elder bean and baby sprout in glee!
All the guts of the apples and sticky blood of nectarines!
And all these things she did in injustice, outrage, and without trial
And still today she raises high the paring knife to sacrifice another pineapple!
There is no word or measure for all the vegetative blood she has and will spill!
And all of this without regard to the eternal written command of Thou shalt not kill!
Update:If it helps at all, I wrote this after encountering a vegan who told me that I was commiting murder and breaking the ten commandments by eating a hamburger.
I just call it poetic justice. Or maybe I stayed up too late one night. ;-)
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that was fun
it was twisted and as such we like it
thank you and good morning
You need biblical permission to be a carnivore? If that's your rack, at any point in time God can create something predominant that introduces humans to the food chain, and he hasn't yet, except crazy guys in Florida who chew people's faces off. An animal eating an animal. Genesis 9:3, check it out. The satire is melodramatic albeit entertaining. It was ruined put into a religious perspective.
She sounds like a self-winding avocado on steroids! Loved it!
I loved the topic, very original ..
Very good..