how do turn my car into a transformer it wont work?

i keep asking my car to transform but it wont any advice people ..

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  • This is a very serious problem!

    tip 1. Talk louder! It's voice recognition box might not be picking up the command

    tip 2. Make sure the battery is not dead! It wont transform without a charged battery

    tip 3. Make very sure that it is not a diceptagon! you wouldn't want it to transform then would you?

    tip 4. Make sure it is actually a real transformer.

    tip 5. magically get transported to the transformes movie!

    follow these tips and it should work! good luck!

  • first of al you need to make sure that autobots know that you are trying to make another transformer. This will come in handy later in your transformation because they will think you are someone from another team. Also when you start you have to make the cab (of a truck) a little smaller, probably a two seater. Also call upo iron man and make sure that you have good tech for this huge renovation. Also paint it red and black so that everyone can see you.

  • eat some shrooms then smoke some weed then the a unicorn will come true a portal and say "Follow me and i shall show you the meaning of life, then you will end up on the planet Xroth, where marxism rules and life is sweet! all of a sudden the unicorn will push you back true the portal and hit you in the head with a baseball bat you shall now wake up and your car will be a transformer

    (Troll rating 1-10 (6))

  • Does you automobile make any noise? If it turns over ut purely won't initiate that is maximum in all threat gasoline appropriate (gasoline pump, clogged injector, in all threat even in straightforward terms a foul filter out clog) If it have been anti robbery it could say protection on your sprint, so except your because. that may not the undertaking. in the adventure that your automobile makes a prevailing noise as no remember if that is not catching to coach over it could maximum in all threat be your starter. in the adventure that your battery is powerful for a 2nd then once you acquire to coach it over it dies it would desire to be the two a foul battery or alternater. Has your automobile been having any subjects? Hesitation? battery flux (lights dimming once you turn on the highbams, or A/C or something?) If it purely isn't beginning as in the adventure that your out of gasoline, you the two ARE out of gasoline, or you have a gasoline subject. those tend to pass on the SS Monte's and Impala between 50k-90k. however the respond on your question is maximum in all threat no. If there is not a protection mild on that is not. as properly i'm ninety 9% constructive those have a digital shrink of, so it would not even make a noise or something in case you went to start, it could purely flash protection

  • first u have to put the crack pipe down cuz it dont work

    second u need to use purple haze and acid in combination for better results. increase dose until your car starts to transform before your eyes.

    and lastly call megan fox for a ride........after you are sure the second step works on command

  • Suck on the tailpipe for as long and hard as you can...if it doesn't transform in to a smaller pos...your sucker is busted.

    Go down to the red light district and get training..then repeat.

  • did you install the flux capacitor in correctly? you have to hook it up to the mini black hole and route it through space and back to another flux capacitor and have that run right into a time machine and a dimension router along with the stair way to heaven and hook that into the devils mouth. once you get all that take a couple of shrooms and some LSD and meth all in one concoction and try again.

  • there might be a problem with your transformer then. You might want to take it back to cybertron to have it fixed. Buts its going to cost a fortune.

  • It may be depressed. try cheering it up with a surprise party.

  • I only happens in the movie's...

    The Movies, the movies...

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