Oh No Grandma!?
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday Morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
and slow and even...
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
If the ice cream truck hadn't come along
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That was hilarious!!! I have one of my own.
A frog was sitting on a lillypad. He saw a fly and thought, "if only I could catch that fly I could go home with a full stomach."
A fish was swimming in the pond below when he saw the frog on a lillypad. He thought, "if only that frog would catch that fly, then I could catch that frog and go home with a full stomach."
A bear came to the edge of the pond and saw the fish. He thought, "If only that frog would catch that fly and the fish catch that frog, then I could go home with a full stomach."
A hunter came to the pond, saw the bear, and thought, "If only that frog would catch that fly, that fish catch that frog, and that bear catch that fish, then I could shoot that bear and go home with a full stomach."
A mouse then went near the pond, and saw the hunter's sandwich in his pocket. He thought "If only that frog would catch that fly, that fish catch that frog, that bear catch that fish, and that hunter shoot that bear, then his sandwich would fall out of his pocket and I could go home with a full stomach."
A cat then came near the happenings. He saw the mouse and thought "If only that frog would catch that fly, that fish catch that frog, that bear catch that fish, that hunter shoot that bear, that hunter's sandwich fall out of his pocket, and that mouse get it, then I could catch that mouse and go home with a full stomach.
It happened. The frog caught the fly, only to be snatched by the fish. As the fish jumped, the bear caught it and ate it. The hunter shot the bear, only to have his sandwich fall and the mouse get it. The cat lunged for the mouse, but overshot it, landing in the pond. The moral of the story is... it takes a lot of foreplay in order to get a pussy wet.
Teeheehee! HaHaHa! (: I was not prepared for the punchline and laughed right out loud and work. Drew a few stares, but oh well! It was very FUNNY!
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10/10!
is that supposed 2 be funny
lol thats kind of funny
OMG that is freaky i mean come on that is just wrong
I've heard that b-4.
Still funny.....
too much sex and your typing and spelingj goest to heclk
that was great! lmao. too much. poor grandpa. at least he died trying.......get it? No? Well he did! ha ha ha
thats was very funny