How to Protect My Car?
So my baby's mama called me up last night and started screaming at me. She said she had a new man now and that she had "trapped him too just like me." She said child support was due and that I needed to pay. I told her I just go laid off from blockbuster and I could barely afford rent in my mom's basement (mom is a real ball buster).
So the stupid chickhead starts screaming at me and I told her she should have had an abortion but instead she decided to keep the little poop machine.
It turns out that her new man happens to be a certain big linebacker who plays for a certain texas NFL team. She told him I called him some unmentionable racial term and that his momma was fat and ugly. All I heard was a bucket of chicken hit the floor and him screaming. I don't know what he said cause I don't understand ghetto talk.
So how can I armor my moms jeep challenger, maybe newspapers in the floorboards and tin foil on the roof. He's black so I imagine he's in a gang and hes got guns that he shoots sideways at me. I'm scared.
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Being a Sheriff looking into getting M249 SAW weapons, you should be able to afford to have a professional armor up your vehicle. Also get sound proofing so your PTSD doesn't kick in and make you lock up.