How do I pass a marijuana drug test?
I am a 16 year old who smokes marijuana and I have a drug test at the doctor's office because of a volunteer job at a hospital. I have smoked some of the dankest marijuana I've ever seen twice in the last month. My drug test is at the end of this month. I cannot buy any pills, cannot dilute my urine on the day of the test, or use anyone else's urine. Please help me figure out an option or how to clear my system out. Thank you.
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Perhaps it is time to quit the use of Marijuana.
Marijuana has a half-life in your system. How long it takes to leave your system depends on how much you smoke. But the time maxes out at around 45 days. One smoking session for someone with a clean system takes about 3-4 days to be clean. Smoke 2 days later and then have to wait about a week, and so on. The time it will take roughly doubles every time you smoke until it maxes at about 45 days to be clean. So if you are maxed out and you wait about 2 weeks and then smoke again, you're basically back to 45 days.
Marijuana can be detected in urine for nearly a week after smoking. Blood tests can be more accurate, and it might take a month to be totally clear. Hair tests show every drug ever taken when that hair was growing - this is why you see so many drug addicts with shaved heads or buzz cuts, by the way. Also by the way: taking laxatives and drinking wacky chemicals won't "cheat" a drug test. It will just make you go to the bathroom! These drug tests are designed by experts who anticipate what the drug user might do.
Be very careful of "remedies" for getting around drug tests. They flat out do not work and could do damage to your body.
Stay high 24/7 until the day of the test. Your levels will be so high they will suspect a drug test malfunction. Let someone else volunteer seriously, they don't need druggie dimwits working at hospitals.
it will stay in your system for 30 days. Stop using wait 30 days and then test. You will come back negative for marijuana.
reschedule your appointment and your volunteer services for the time being.
set your priorities & use wisdom.
most places will also test for masking agents, like if you take anything to cover up a drug, they test for that in the urine.
Marijuana keeps to be on your physique for 30 days. keeps to be on your blood for 6 months. keeps to be on your hair for 8 months. there is not any thank you to bypass the different assessments without paying for detox pills offered on line. I heard even those dont help. yet to bypass the 30 day attempt. you may in basic terms cheat 9 days. It includes excersize, assorted water, and assorted urination.
Don't smoke anymore, or don't volunteer at the hospital, why? You can trip on something and disconnect a life support machine or whatever.
Quit for 3 weeks and excersize and drink water and crab juice to cleanse yourself !!