Professor...........?
A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your @sshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Yeah, golfing with his buddies."
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LMAO!!!!!
Must be the daughter of the rather portly woman who came home after a medical examination.
"The doctor says my breasts are big." She tells her husband/
"Fat more like!" He retorts.
"And my stomach is a little large too." She continues.
"Yeah, that's all fat too." He jibes then asks "And did he mention that big fat @ss of yours too?"
"No dear." She replies. "Your name didn't come up at all."
That is a good one.
funny
Hee hee heh.
Very funny!!!!
LOL
God....!!! This was too good! I loved it!
good one dude!!
she's silly