I have a pre employment drug test coming up Monday and that'll be 14 days since I last smoked. I've been drinking water like crazy and I smoked like 4 times before that.. like a week and a half before the last two times. Am I gonna be good?
Marijuana has a half-life in your system. How long it takes to leave your system depends on how much you smoke. But the time maxes out at around 45 days. One smoking session for someone with a clean system takes about 3-4 days to be clean. Smoke 2 days later and then have to wait about a week, and so on. The time it will take roughly doubles every time you smoke until it maxes at about 45 days to be clean. So if you are maxed out and you wait about 2 weeks and then smoke again, you're basically back to 45 days.
Marijuana can be detected in urine for nearly a week after smoking. Blood tests can be more accurate, and it might take a month to be totally clear. Hair tests show every drug ever taken when that hair was growing - this is why you see so many drug addicts with shaved heads or buzz cuts, by the way. Also by the way: taking laxatives and drinking wacky chemicals won't "cheat" a drug test. It will just make you go to the bathroom! These drug tests are designed by experts who anticipate what the drug user might do.
Be very careful of "remedies" for getting around drug tests. They flat out do not work and could do damage to your body.
The day of the test, get a sample of urine from a mate that does not use any drugs (unprescribed).
Take that to the test and when you go into the cubicle to urinate in the container that is given you by the testing person, use your mates sample to put in the test container.
You will have to keep the sample from your mate on you close to your body to keep it warm. No good handing in a sample that's been in the fridge for hours is it!!!! It'll be cold to the touch.
You will not be accompanied to the cubicle and there will not be any hidden camera's. It is illegal to have camera's in toilets. But....something being illegal doesn't stop the BIG companies and organizations from doing it. Only the BigWigs can do that which is illegal and get away with it.
So there you go. Keep the mates sample warm as you can.
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Marijuana has a half-life in your system. How long it takes to leave your system depends on how much you smoke. But the time maxes out at around 45 days. One smoking session for someone with a clean system takes about 3-4 days to be clean. Smoke 2 days later and then have to wait about a week, and so on. The time it will take roughly doubles every time you smoke until it maxes at about 45 days to be clean. So if you are maxed out and you wait about 2 weeks and then smoke again, you're basically back to 45 days.
Marijuana can be detected in urine for nearly a week after smoking. Blood tests can be more accurate, and it might take a month to be totally clear. Hair tests show every drug ever taken when that hair was growing - this is why you see so many drug addicts with shaved heads or buzz cuts, by the way. Also by the way: taking laxatives and drinking wacky chemicals won't "cheat" a drug test. It will just make you go to the bathroom! These drug tests are designed by experts who anticipate what the drug user might do.
Be very careful of "remedies" for getting around drug tests. They flat out do not work and could do damage to your body.
The day of the test, get a sample of urine from a mate that does not use any drugs (unprescribed).
Take that to the test and when you go into the cubicle to urinate in the container that is given you by the testing person, use your mates sample to put in the test container.
You will have to keep the sample from your mate on you close to your body to keep it warm. No good handing in a sample that's been in the fridge for hours is it!!!! It'll be cold to the touch.
You will not be accompanied to the cubicle and there will not be any hidden camera's. It is illegal to have camera's in toilets. But....something being illegal doesn't stop the BIG companies and organizations from doing it. Only the BigWigs can do that which is illegal and get away with it.
So there you go. Keep the mates sample warm as you can.
Wink wink,nudge nudge...say no more.
Do you have a high metabolism?
Do you weigh a lot?
Are you active?
Do you eat healthy?
^^^^^ If you are a very skinny person, very active, and smoke only a few times You will pass a drug test extremely quickly.
Thc is stored in fat, when you burn the fat where it is stored it wont be in your system.