The virtuosity of the tater simply outweighs any other comparison. Taters can be as tasty as Cheetos, as deadly as cannonballs, as long-wearing as cotton, and save the mortal soul from the dark and twisted path to gastronomical emptiness.
"All hail the mighty tuberous being and all that it provides us. Humbly we enter the kitchen, heads bowed and stomachs gurgling (just stomachs; too soon for the other....) to pay our respects and devotions."
(Preferably while wearing monks getup with hands clasped before us.)
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The virtuosity of the tater simply outweighs any other comparison. Taters can be as tasty as Cheetos, as deadly as cannonballs, as long-wearing as cotton, and save the mortal soul from the dark and twisted path to gastronomical emptiness.
"All hail the mighty tuberous being and all that it provides us. Humbly we enter the kitchen, heads bowed and stomachs gurgling (just stomachs; too soon for the other....) to pay our respects and devotions."
(Preferably while wearing monks getup with hands clasped before us.)
Potatoes, Cheetos and Jesus... not or and it only made it to number 484 in the Billboard Hot 500 Country songs for 1978 ~~~
Jesus, as the Messiah has been known to make appearances in both Cheeto and potato form.
Jesus always brings the Cheetos.
(...and then all 12 Disciples bring a tub of potato salad...and of course...they feed the crowd with it.)
Potatoes. There aren't a lot of things that pair up so nicely with so many dairy products.
Sorry, J-Dawg.
Cheetos...........love the old commercials.
What are potatoes?
Oh TATERS! You meant taters!
what, no bacon?