No Speaka de English... This is funny!!!!?
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country......we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex heh? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell MISSISSIPPI'."
Comments
I have never heard this one. I have a brother that lives in Mississippi and he would love this joke. I will have to copy it down and send it to him. Thanks for the laugh. I had no idea that was going to be the ending. That's funny.
thats pretty good 6 out of 10
hehe haha teehee
thats a good one
tee hee hee
MAMA MIA i WANTA DA PIZZA AND i DONT MEAN DA PIE
â¥OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNY PROBABLY ONE OF THE FUNNISET JOKE I HAVE EVER HERED.â¥
lol that's funny
HEARD IT, BUT FUNNY LOL
HILARIOUS.
poor lady:)