California D.O.T. School?
The following are a few samples of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. (Most probably from people who failed the first four times.)
Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A. What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A. The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q. When driving through fog, what should you use?
A. Your car.
Q. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A. I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A. I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A. The color.
Q. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A. Carry loaded weapons.
Q. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A. Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Comments
lol. there are some stupid people out there! I like it.xo
Wow this goes on everywhere! Though it was very funny it also makes you wonder who's driving around you.
I only addmit to writing two of those on my drivers test, but tthe rest are pretty funny!
that was great and even though thats california i thought you was talking about georgia.
hahaha that sounds like us californians lol - good joke luved it =]
needs more cowbell
Very good joke if it's a joke, but I wonder.........
wow, lol
wow....... Well, thanks 4 writing this though, it made my day (or shall i say night) a little brighter....