Do vampires poop?
My girlfriend and I were having a conversation about what the most un-goth thing for a goth to do (like vacuuming, or folding laundry), and somehow we came to ask the question, "Do vampires poop?", because we thought pooping would be a pretty un-goth thing to do. I said no, because they don't particularly eat as such (if we're talking about the undead, fictional vampires), just consume blood to keep their vitality. But my girlfriend thought that they would still have to excrete. So, I dunno. What do you think? And what are some extremely un-goth activities?
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Why would a dead thing need to poop? It's dead, so are the body functions.
No pooping.
Un-goth activities -- Fake baking, beach volleyball, field work, anything that has to do with being in the sun and sweating. (makeup would smear)
In the fictional stories of vampires it say they are undead therefore do not breathe or eat because they no longer need their organs to function. They drink blood for energy, and that energy is burned up by keeping them alive (day to day activity), so there is no left over waste product for them that is nessasary to dispose of.For example it is kind of like filling car with gasoline. That gasoline is used to power the vehical. Then when there is no gasoline left it needs to be refilled, none of the gas is disposed of though. Same goes for vampires, they fill up on blood, then use it to power them, then replenish when needed.
If you read the Anne Rice books, vampires do not poop.
the two their bodies wreck down the blood they have ate up they're left with a via fabricated from gasses, and that they simply fart alot Or when you consider that they're only ingesting a liquid nutrients regimen of intense protein they could have explosive diarrhea, they could % to purpose some fiber of their nutrients regimen
Vampires are normal people that are just a bit different we do everything you do. We pay bills, work/go to school and all that.
For more info on real vamps feel free to email me
in the Anne Rice books they don't.
you get 'turned' nip off in to a bush to park your last breakfast and then from then on... nothing
they dont poop cos they dont consume solid food. they only pee cos their diet consists solely of blood
the Chinese one will poop and jump
yehh they do it has its own name its called called guano