How to pass a drug test ?
Okay so obviously the best way is to refrain from using drugs however I am on probation and will be get drug tested soon but I have marijuana in my system.Im nervous about using someone elses urine because it is supervised and I dont want to get caught, I havs flushed my system out with water before but its not very reliable so what is the best way to do this?
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Full answer? Start loading a few days before the tests with creatine weight lifting supplements. Several hours before the test, take a handful of Tums.Drink a 60 oz of gatorade. pee frequently. 1/2 hour before, take an asprin and a vitamin b complex. Then go.
The creatine will help beat one of the checks they do for creatinin levels. The Tums raise your dissolved solids level, another possible test for dilution. There's older data that suggests an asprin may interfere with the immunoassay of the dip stick, though it won't fool GC/MS analysis.. The vitamin b will turn your urine bright yellow so it'll pass any visual test.
Good luck. Don't do drugs on probation, man. I don't think we have the right to tell everyday citizens what they can do to their body, but if you're making up for a prior screw up, just stay clean for a while.
Drink lots of water and go to the bathroom constantly. Right before the test go to the bathroom. Then start chugging as much water as possible. When your going to pee in the cup i suggest you start peeing in the toilet and at midstream pee in the cup. Im not sure if he will allow this because ive never been tested while supervised but if possible give it a try. Your pee will be the cleanest during midstream where it hasn't had time to settle down.
If you smoked one joint, the window of detection is only a few days.. If you are a chronic user, it could be weeks.
if you knew this was coming, was the weed that important bro?
fail
stall as long as you can, if you are caught
TOUGH
don't do drugs my friend
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