CC for a poem..................>>>>>>>>?
Napoleon's was only
an inch long.
They have it somewhere
in a collection.
Conversely, Rasputin's was just under
a foot.
Rasputin was crazy; red robes at night, eye-holes
in the outhouse wall.
Napoleon was almost saved
by being barely adequate;
if you ask the English, anyway.
Comments
Josephine was a short order cook.
There once was a fellow named Milton
Who never quite got the whole hilt in
But OMG please
Compared to the Cheese
His pride ran awhey like Stilton.
Unsavoury all round!
I was going to hide and cower but then I saw your question.
I have a quote, "So you hired a dick to find an asshole".
oooh Ras-put-in...