Fancy Dress 'P' Party?
I have a fancy dress party coming up, im 17 btw, and the dress code is just 'p' really. Im stuck on a costume to wear, i want a really obscure, off-the-wall costume which nobody else will have. I've already come up with prince harry, this because im a lookalike, however the outfit just didnt work. Other ideas included peter griffin (no green pants, not fat enough, ginger hair!!) and penfold (not small enough, too much hair etc.) they just wouldnt work. Ideally I would like something sciency based - a bit nerdy. Ive come up with The Periodic Table and Plancks Constant but both are impossible to represent in costume form, I would welcome any new ideas or ways to represent the aforementioned 'sciency' duo. Thanks in advance.
Update:p.s. dont think premature ejaculation would go down too well
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Go as a giant pea!!!!!!!!!
haha
Peter Pan, the Pied Piper, a pen salesman (just dress dorky, with a pocket protector).
Poltergeist!
Pringles can. Peace corps. Pretty boy. Prince Charming. Pool boy. Pansy (either the flower, or a weak, feminine man - your choice). Popstar. Poptart. Paris Hilton (haha). Pencil. Pint of beer.
I can't think of any more
plankton!
pot plant!
poop!
or even a premature ejaculation.
just come in your pants XD