SMH...whos Chuck Norris?
ok.ok i know im a little late on this but why is everyone comparing chuck norris to god and someone with like superpower. ok ok here an example (you may be able to catch a fish but chuck norris can drown one) or (you might be able to swim in water but Chuck Norris can walk on water...JESUS!) is it an exageration...and i dont want people saying im stupid or an idiot for not knownig who he is.
Update:and i know already he is a movie star
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He is like the most indestructable man ever lol. He knows like every type of fighting and is probably one of the best fighters in the world. If you wanna check out who he is, Look up the show, "Walker Texas Ranger" or some of his movies are "Lone Wolf McQuade" and "Breaker Breaker". He is pretty awesome. Although I don't think he quite compares to Jesus. lol
when chuck norris farted, the result was the universe. and no, chuck norris is NOT jesus. his left egg is jesus. chuck norris is the only man who sold his soul to satan (which is his right egg) and got it back for free plus he got paid extra. the gospels of the bible the vatican locked away and doesn't want you to see? all autographs from chuck norris. it's also not true that chuck can turn water into wine. the water blushes.
and by the way: since you must be the only person on this planet who doesn't know chuck norris, i have to ask: are you chuck norris playing a prank on me?
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
not only is he a movie star and fairly capable at martial arts,
but he started his own style of martial arts, (chun dok, i think its called)
was one of the only people to beat bruce lee in serious competition more than once,
and has NEVER been seriously injured in one of his films.
actually, the last woman he made pregnant.
gave birth to god
He is a famous martial artist.
http://chucknorris.com/
i think he's a comedian