True or False?

eeyoree-rocks2003eeyoree-rocks2003
in Entertainment & Music

and this is just a joke so please do not think that these are my views LOL

WOMEN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor

store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

Comments

  • judas-rabbijudas-rabbi

    True.

  • oofagookoofagook

    FALSE. I'm a guy and I OBJECT. I'd prefer the girl's poem, although some part's of the poem doesn't apply to a guy, such as "handsome", "how big is my behind?", and the usage of "guy" and "man", which should be changed to girl or woman. Also, all guys will become extremely annoyed if they become broke...("When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.") I wouldn't be too hoping for sex... ("Massages my back and begs to do more."). I would not want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Maybe the golf course, but I'm against drinking because it's bad for you, and I'm against big boobs, especially huge boobs, because most people with big boobs or huge boobs are vain, selfish, mean, greedy, bossy, dumb, and flirty to the extent that they usually have MANY boys at a time, possibly even after marriage. I wouldn't want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac either. SO YOUR MAN'S POEM IS TOTALLY INCORRECT.

  • jungleroyjungleroy

    I am looking for a nice Intelligent woman who is capable of love and will always be as nice to me as I am to her.

    .

    I do think the mans poem is funny.

    But for me inaccurate.

  • wandering-sagewandering-sage

    Nyphomaniac is too big of a word for us men to use.

  • j-dawnj-dawn

    Lol that's funny

  • mother-of-bridezillamother-of-bridezilla

    very tru and cute. If it workd let me know I still have one unmarried daughter.

  • fish-ltgtltfish-ltgtlt

    You're funny.

  • michomicho

    cute poem i love it

    its true

  • lady-banklady-bank

    Girl, your so funny

  • barbiebarbie

    haha

    that man's one is funny.

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