Do Pastafarians consider Raviolites to be true believers?

Or do Pastafarians see them as an illegitimate offshoot of the original belief system?

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  • As a Linguinist, a denomination of Pastafarianism that holds to the ancient truth that the true noodle is long and slender, the Raviolites are heretics and should be boiled in water with a teaspoon of olive oil.

  • NO!

    Raviolites deny the deity of the FSM, a.k.a "Spaghedeity"!

    Not only this,

    Raviolites DENY that the Flying Spaghetti is made BOTH of spaghetti noodles AND meatballs. But the true FSM is made up of BOTH!

    Honestly, anybody can claim to be a Pastafarian, but that doesn't make them a TRUE Pastafafrian.

    C. S. Noodles once put it something like this:

    "Walking into a garage doesn't make you a car, anymore than eating spaghetti make you a Pastafarian."

    ...and I think this is a VERY delicious point.

    Furthermore, some Raviolites deny the importance of the "Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", as if it wasn't necessary that one couldn't simply really NOT do the rather didn'ts rather than NOT teaching that it really isn't an absolute requirement and necessary to do the didn'ts and...ummm...what was I saying?

    Anyway, I think my point has been PERFECTLY clear!

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  • Raviolites have the same basic beliefs as pastafarians, after all they still retain pasta as their basis. However they tend to be a square bunch of believers who are often filled with rigid thoughts that Orthodox Pastafarians find cheesy.

  • I guess we are going to hafta call an ecumenical council. A World Council of Pastafarians.

    Ravioli is a little too tomato-ey for my taste. I like pasta and cheese (with lots of salt).

    Still my favorite is naked spaghetti. Can we use the word naked on R&S?

    BTW: Hafta is a little like betta.

    My goodness!! I got stuck behind the longest R&S answer I have ever seen. Will anyone read this?

  • Raviolites are the APASTATES! Pastafarians are the only true followers of the REAL god, the FSM. Curses on those who worship the FRM. They are destined to boil for all eternity in ye olde pot of water! ARRGGHH

    RAmen

  • No....only those who believe in the FSM are righteous and true. It is obvious due to the fact that the Raviolites God has no noodly appendages and this is the obvious sign of a true deity!

  • To be a true believer one must truly love 16" Ham & Pineapple pizzas the high elders , such as myself, like the supreme's > AMEN!

  • They are pretty similar, aside from the use of marinara Mikvahs for birthdays and weddings and such. Other than that, penne for penne the same.

    Now, those Tortelinites are some crazy motherf***rs...

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  • Splitters!

  • Our Noodly Lord mentioned nothing of Ravioli, and it has been proven by countless scientists that pirates dislike ravioli.

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