Im serious. how do i become a real mermaid?
ok im not joking bout this question but im wondering if any of u know how i can become a mermaid. i dont have a bath tub, pool and i dont live near the beach(if thats included with ur answer) i only have a shower.. anyways i need to know how to become a mermaid when i touch water and a human when dry. if u know any ways that would help plz answer. if u have to email then post ur email. thakyou ::)
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1 Find suitable ocean
2. Throw yourself in
3. Inhale deeply
Here are some spells that you can use:
Go into a shower, put your favorite necklace on and then close your eyes and say this spell slowly:
Magic spirits of the deep, I would like a tail not two feet, beauty be upon me, fish of all kinds let me see, when I'm finished in the sea, when I'm dry my feet return to me.
Once you have said that get out of the shower and dry yourself and you should be a mermaid next time you touch water.
Rules:
1.It takes one drop to become a mermaid
2.It takes ten seconds
3. Use your powers for good
4. Don't look at the full moon
5. Have fun!
If that spell doesn't work you can try this one:
Get a symbol and put it on. You must be touching water while saying this spell ten times:
In soo see ent In clem en see Re dowt able med ee aw kraw see Re few table human it ee make me what I wish to be a MERMAID witches one and witches all give this power to me.
Rules:
1. It takes 3 to 6 weeks for the tail to fully develop
2. Don't take your necklace off for more than 2 hours
3. When you take your necklace off and touch water you won't get a tail
4. You must be fully dry to put your necklace on
Side effects:
Stomach aches
head aches
the want to drink, touch or swim in water.
I have done the second spell and I'm waiting for my tail.
Mermaids are fictional as in not real so your fantasy will not happen unless you dream it but that is not real either.
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well if your serious, then the scientific answer would be that you cant, its impossible unless you go through some really weird pointless surgery every time you get wet then hack your fin off with a bloody axe when you wanna go to bed.
This is a serious medical condition and not one that should be taken lightly.
Well, you could drop acid.
Other than that, your stuck as the same old norm... person you are.
hahahaha i swear people ask some stupid *** questions dame i love answering peoples quetions it just makes me laugh
Mmmm............Seriously? No.
I do believe magic somehow, but they just a fantasy, so, get real.
Are you a fake one now?