Payback's a b****?
I found out that my roomate has been putting dog food in my food because a couple weeks ago i hooked up with her exboyfriend. I have to get her back. Only serious ideas. Pay backs a b**** and i want to get her reall good. I am so serious and i would take ALL ideas. This is sooo serious.
Update:Im liking billgoat's.....answers. That would be soo good. can u tell me plz! but it wont hurt her will it? i would luv to c her face!
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Bleach in her milk would do the trick.
Or you both could grow up.
put exlax in her drink.
use her tooth brush to clean the toliet.
make her food and use rotten milk or something rotten in it.
i would put bleach in her shampoo bottle.
then put some kind of hair color(blue pink yellow red etc)
in the other bottle that would piss her off lol.
good luck
Make a fake doctors note saying your dying because of food poisoning. Then tell her about it. You need to be a good actor about it though.
Or like someone said above, you could grow up and let it go. You did go out with her ex.
clean the toliet with her toothbrush. Add exlax to her milk. Bleach in her shampoo. Nothing that would kill her just piss her off and you could hook up with her new boyfriend.
I can give you ideas on what to put in her food/drinks that will make her piss funny colors and not look funny when going down.
Make her some Macaroni and Cheese...with spoiled milk and cheese, and mix some things you find in the public restroom in it so she can't see.
have a hobo use her toothbrush.
or a hooker.
or someone with strep.
OR OR OR
get that stuff the gel crap
that makes you have to take a ****
really bad
and mix it in with peanut butter
and feed it to her.
also
have someone sperm in her mouthwash.
No choose me! I have something so good, it'll blow ur guts out!!!!!