someone called for my husband and I started to say "he'll be home after seven" but then I remembered he'd be home after six, so I ended up saying "he'll be home after sex"
I was ordering a subway sandwich the other day,and when the girl behind the counter asked what type of toppings I wanted, I said "Can you bend your body so that your ankles are behind your head?" when I meant to say "I'll take spinach".
Yes one time I was watching this guy blow glass at an art show and it reminded me of the people we have in the mall that blow glass so I said "Don't you just love watching people blow a$$ in the mall?" I burst out laughing at my self while everyone around just stared at me in disgust!
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LOL Irk!!!
You made me spill my coffee cuz I laughed at that one 
Yes I do that all the time! Over IM especially for some reason I confuse words that start with the same first letter
I was ordering a subway sandwich the other day,and when the girl behind the counter asked what type of toppings I wanted, I said "Can you bend your body so that your ankles are behind your head?" when I meant to say "I'll take spinach".
Crazy.
Yes one time I was watching this guy blow glass at an art show and it reminded me of the people we have in the mall that blow glass so I said "Don't you just love watching people blow a$$ in the mall?" I burst out laughing at my self while everyone around just stared at me in disgust!
lmao, all the time, like some times i switch the first 2 letters of words in a series... like cheres the wat...(wheres the cat)
LOL. Yes all the time.
Why,Just today...
What I ment to say was- "fourth floor" But what came out was "Flourth Foor" I felt silly.
I meant to say to my boss-"Yes sir it'll be done right away sir" But what came out was "Kiss my azz pimples you ball sucker" I was mortified!
I meant to say to my friend- "Your child is beautiful" But what came out was "Your child looks like a retards bowel movement" I was so embarrassed!
See, guys like me have that problem all the time.
And it always comes out as sex.
you must be dubya's cousin. Just kidding. It happens to everyone. My mom once said chizza for cheese pizza and it was hilarious
You poor thing, I often speak that way getting all mixed up. Have a star to cheer you up
All the time...lack of sex does that too many
oo those wonderful brain farts
haha that's sweet
i once said
prick cheese puree instead of chick peas puree
bonne appetite