Best "Yo Mama!" Jokes Contest!!!?

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  • Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

    Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince

    Yo mama so poor she made a gmail account just to eat the spam

  • Yo' Mama's so stupid that she was waiting for a stop sign to turn green

    Yo' Mama's so fat that she thought a school bus filled with white kids was a twinkie

    Yo' Mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

    Yo' Mama's so nasty, when I went to Yo' house & said whats for dinner, Yo' Mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn"

  • Yo mama is so black, when you turn off the lights she dissapeared no offensive people

    yo mama is so old, she had Jesus in her year book.

    yo mama is so ugly, when she walk out of the pet store, the alarm went off

    yo mama is so poor, she steals your own money

  • Yo Momma's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.

    Yo Momma's like a vaccum, she sucks, she blows, and then gets put back in the closet.

    Yo Momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

    Yo Momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, was on the pound.

    Yo Momma's so fat, she can't fit through the door. You have to grease the sides and hold a twinkie at the other end.

    Yo Momma's like a light switch, even a 5 Year-old turns her on.

  • Yo mommas so a fat the sun revolves around her

    Yo mommas so fat she crushed a snorlax when she fell back on him

    Yo mommas so fat gravity can't even hold her

    Yo mommas so fat people think shes the sun rising when she wears yellow

  • yo mama's so fat when she walked past my TV i missed three of my favorite shows.

  • your mama so black pedestrians can't see her coming or going.

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