How do I control my excitement?

I just received word that I'm going to be a contestant next year on "Dancing With the Who the Heck is that Doofus"! I hope I get an accomplished and attractive dancer to train me.

Comments

  • Why control it? Let loose! That's a great achievement. You should celebrate. I applied to go on that show but they said I was too famous. Darn the luck. :(

  • Well, it depends. Are you the doofus, or is your partner the doofus? *Rereads question*

    Yup. You're the doofus.

  • Only paris hilton can train you.

    You can start by getting a good looking dog for her dogs to be in love with.

  • Haha good luck! :P

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