Favourite Donkey quotes, from Shrek?

Ahhh.... there are so many for me... but just off the top of my head, some are...

Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS.

Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

Don't worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until... No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.

Oh man, I can't feel my toes.

I don't have any toes!

I think I need a hug.

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  • Hahaha, I remember seeing Shrek in the cinemas when it came out and it was the most epic thing I'd ever seen.

    Donkey is pure awesome.

    ''And in the morning - I'm making waffles!''

    Hahaha, I love that!

    And then when he bursts in on Princess Fiona at night and screams

    ''OH MY GOD! YOU ATE THE PRINCESS!!!''

    But the Tic Tacs quote is the ultimate.

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    Favourite Donkey quotes, from Shrek?

    Ahhh.... there are so many for me... but just off the top of my head, some are...

    Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath...

  • When the castle was falling apart, Shrek said he has to get his asss out of there, referring to donkey.

  • "And in the morning... I'm making waffles."

    Donkey is so cute, haha.

  • and in the morning I'll make waffles!

    Somebody needs a tic tac

  • LMAO this made me laugh. but i like it when he goes ahh and in the morning i'm making waffels. haha u gotta love donkey :)

  • "You might have seen a housefly. maybe even a superfly. but i bet you aiint never seen a donkey fly, Ha Ha" lol

  • Don't worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until... No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.

    cuz it remiinds of myself,i'm afraid of the dark =D

  • 'I'm a flying talking donkey!'

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