All Funny Quotes from A Very Potter Musical/Sequel?
I want ALL of them! Every single GOSH DANG funny quote in BOTH musicals. Thanks so much.
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I want ALL of them! Every single GOSH DANG funny quote in BOTH musicals. Thanks so much.
FLOO POWDER POWER!
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1.Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"
2.Quirrell: "So you came back?"
Voldemort: "...I came home"
3.Ron: "Oh my god! Lay off, Malfoy, okay? She may be a pain in the *** but she's MY pain in the ***."
4.Draco: "You know, they don't even have dances at Pigfarts. All of the noise would disturb Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs."
5.Lavender: "*****, I ain't Cho Chang." Ron: "THATS LAVENDER BROWN! RACIST SISTER!"
6.Harry: "Harry Potter loves Zac Efron more than anyone else on the planet."
7.Draco: "Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."
8.Harry: "I don't know man. Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! He sucks. I'm totally gonna win. It's in the bag."
9.Dumbledore : "If anyone were hiding under an Invisibility Cloak in here, surely they'd have the good sense to SHUT UP."
10.Malfoy: (talking about the Zefron Horcrux) "Oh just put some tape on this, it'll be fine."
11.Ron: "There's another Horcrux. I hope it isn't an Ashely Tisdale poster. I couldn't do that."
12.Hermione: The Horcrux could be anywhere. It could intel countless months of camping in the mundane British countryside, braking into Gringotts and drinking boatloads of polyuice potion.
Harry: Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not doing that.
13.Voldemort: "I believe everything has its place, Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their and so do your dirty clothes! Namely a dresser!"
14.Ron: RAAAAGGGHHH!! LET'S GO KILL VOLDEMORT!
16.Ron & Harry: FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER!
17.Voldemort: Aw! Now two people are mad at me!
18.Lavender: I ain't Cho Chang, *****!
19.Voldemort: When I had a body, I had mad game with the b*tches!
20.Ron: "I have all these pains in my chest I know it's her fault, that B*TCH!" (YES!! I love this line.)
21.Harry: But in Spiderman 3 everything sucks and falls to sh*t! I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, God, I hated that movie.
22.Draco: Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!
23.Voldemort: Just relax with the 'Dark King,' ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily, you can call me Voldemort, we've reached that point.
24.Malfoy: "Do we haave to fight? I'm tired. Can't we just be death eaters?"
25.Malfoy: Don't kill it; it's Zefron!
Ron: I know, he's so charismatic!
26.Malfoy: Rumbleroar is the head master at Pigfarts. He's a lion, who can talk.
27.Snape: That's absurd. If a person was a portkey and they were to touch themself...-looks directly at Ron- they would be constantly transported to different places.
28.Malfoy: I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocket ship.
30.Ron: Accio Double-stuff!
31.Draco: .....aaaaaand you have to be my slave for a whole day STARTING NOW!!!!!!!
Voldemort: Oh you little sh*t! you little sh*t! You got me! Oh that is sssoooo embarrassing, that's the second time that that's happened!!!
33.Voldemort: "You think we'd have realized that with both of us drinking into one belly, we'd get twice as drunk."
34.Dumbledore: "I just have been putting anyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor and anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin and for the other two they can go where the hell they want to, I don't really care".
37.Draco: "Did you just hear something?"
Goyle: "No. Only quiet...Maybe only a raindrop..."
38.Snape: "BOMB-appetite... I mean Bon-Appetite"
41.Draco: Am I, am I bleeding? Goyle?
Goyle: *checks* NO!
42.Snape: *Ginny walks up* AHH A GINGER! *runs*
43.Rumbleroar: RUMBLEROAR!
44.Voldemort: You'd think killing people would make them like you. But it doesn't...it just makes them dead.
A Very Potter Sequel:
1.Remus: You BUTT-TRUMPET! A pff pff pff a pff pff pff...Who looks stupid now? You do!
3.Snape: SIRIUS BLACK! SIRIUS BLACK! SIRIUS BLA- ohp! Checkmate! SIRIUS BLACK!
6.Snape: Why that's absurd!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: What?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Lupin: YOU'RE ABSURD!
Snape: THAT'S ABSURD!
7.Lucius: You'll pay for this!
Snape: PUT IT ON MY TAB!
8.Umbridge: Did you get my text?
Dumbledore: Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!
Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back.
9.Remus: Oh sh*t! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry. Shoot!. I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.
10.Ron: Red Vines...What the hell can't they do?
11.Snape: Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?
Umbridge: don't care for Zac Efron. Taylor Lautner is my man.
Snape: What do you want, you horrid b*tch?!
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All Funny Quotes from A Very Potter Musical/Sequel?
I want ALL of them! Every single GOSH DANG funny quote in BOTH musicals. Thanks so much.
FLOO POWDER POWER!
Gah, I really need to watch them again!
These are the ones I remembered off the top of my head...
Hermione: "Actually I have heard all those things, Harry, but never have they been told to me with so much sass. Drop the attitude, Harry Potter! You are acting like Garfield on a Monday."
Harry: "(speaking of Cho Chang) What are you, nuts? Beautiful? More like super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot! She's the hottest girl I've ever met. She's far more attractive, far more appealing, far more interesting than any girl that I know in my immediate group of friends."
Ron: "(speaking of Harry's dragon) Oh my God, that's awesome, I wanna hold it! Oh my God, this thing is terrifying, hope the real thing is smaller…Rawr! Ferocious, what are you gonna do?"
Snape: "I'll be in the drawing room painting pictures of the stupid looks on your faces."
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I think it is in the movie when Neville says "you look tense Harry" and Harry?(annoyed) says"do i"
Snape: Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?
Umbridge: don't care for Zac Efron. Taylor Lautner is my man.
Snape: What do you want, you horrid b*tch?!
Ron: Red Vines...What the hell can't they do?
Lupin: Oh sh*t! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry. Shoot!. I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.
Lucius: Why else do you think you have such a little d? IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF!
Harry: *under invisibility cloak* But Sirius I don't think I'm in any kind of grave danger...
Sirius: WHO. SAID THAT?
*Harry takes off cloak*
Sirius: WHOA! Harry! Jesus!
Lupin: There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.
Umbridge: Did you get mah text?
Dumbledore: Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!
Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back.
Lucius: You'll pay for this!
Snape: PUT IT ON MY TAB!
Snape: Why that's absurd!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: What?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Lupin: YOU'RE ABSURD!
Snape: THAT'S ABSURD!
Draco: But as consequence... My father....
Hermione: Lucius Malfoy.
Draco: The very same. It turns out my father has traveled back in time with a gang of death eaters. And their mission? To KILL Harry Potter. And when I found out about their evil plot... I STOWED away in my fathers fanny pack... So that I could stop them.
Malfoy: But my father has captured Harry Potter, and I had to seek help. I'm going to come at him with every second year spell I know. We're talking... Squishy-Tushy charms... Tickling hexes, and maybe... If I'm feeling especially cruel... a Bubble Head charm...
Lupin: My transformation... It's beginning! SPEED...OF A WOLF!
Seamus: So, you guys evuh hear the one ‘bout Serious Black and Flitwick’s littuh brotha? So, Flitwick’s littuh brotha’s walkin’ down the streets of Londuhn… And Serious Black, ‘e’s in this STORM DRAIN… Dressed as a CLOWN. An’ ‘e’s like, “Yo! Hey! Flitwick’s littul brothuh! Down ‘ere in this storm drain! It’s me! A clown!” And Flitwick’s littuh brotha’s like, “Yeah chap? Wutchoo want?” And Serious Black’s like, “Oh, Flitwick’s littul bruhva, you gotta get down this storm drain with me, ‘cause you’re. Missin’. Out! We’ve got a CARNIVUHL down ‘ere! We’ve got LOADS of cottuhn candy, and balloons!” And the kid practically flips, ‘e goes, “I gotta get down there… That sounds like a RIGHT TREAT THAT DOES!” So! ‘E reaches down his arm, right? But Serious Black… He grows ‘is mad teeth and ‘e BIOTES THE KIDS ‘EAD OFF! And two days latuh…That kid died.
Seamus: I heard one time, a dementor kissed her...And. IT. DIED.
Dumbledore: Disapparate!
Everyone: Ah! Magic!
Snape: SIRIUS BLAAACK! SSIIIRIUUUSSS BLAAAACK! SIRIUUSSSS BLA- ohp! Checkmate!
Lupin: How much no proof is there now? Ah-ah! *throws down corpse* What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Petigrew. The man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago! Can I get a time of death on this please?
Neville: Well I'm no coroner but, uh, looks like he was killed about ten minutes and, uh, thirty-six seconds ago.
Lupin: Thanks Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead for ten and a half minutes?
Molly: Yeah! Why does he look all FRESHLY bloody. And MANGLED... And DIRTY.
Arthur: Yeah! How'd he end up like that. Lupin!
Molly: Yeah! Lupin!
Lupin: Yes! Probably the work...of that infamous Hogwarts...Jaguar.
Dumbledore: Makes sense to me!
Lupin: Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* *deep voice* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that...*regular voice* Yes...Who said that? ...Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast....
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