Funny poem from bridesmaids to bride?
My best friend is getting married and the bridesmaids are getting her a personalized flask but we wanted a funny/lighthearted poem about her wedding day to go with it.
I've tried googling and not much luck from bridesmaids to bride. Help please!
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Did you want a poem to read to her at her bachelorette or shower? This one is for out loud.
[substitute the names as needed]
Bridesmaid Shuffle
ALL
We are Sabrina's bridesmaid crew!
We've worked hard for months to bring this wedding to you!
We're all so fine and we've done a lot of good
Just the way you knew we would!
We're hip hopping for fun; we'd never start trouble
We want to keep this wedding from becoming rubble.
BRIDESMAID 1
My name is Lucy and I love to dance
Sabrina and I go out every chance
I'm so happy she's getting married
Michael's such a lucky guy
I'll be the one to take her out for regular girl's nights.
BRIDESMAID 2
I'm Katie and I know Sabrina very well
Seeing her smile today it's easy to tell
She'll shift to married life smooth as a satin wish
And she'll become a Mrs. smelling like a ... rose.
BRIDESMAID 3
My name is Ashley and I'm the one
Who made sure Sabrina wasn't stressed but having fun.
From colors to cakes, I helped remove the headaches
Now look she's confident and cool and without the shakes.
MAID OF HONOR
They call me Megan, I'm the honor maid
I've waited a long time for this glorious day
I'm so proud of you, Sabrina, and your glow will touch us all.
I'm here to bask in it or to catch you when you fall.
ALL
We're the bridesmaids and Sabrina's the bride.
We're pretty awesome, but not burdened with pride.
We're ready to stand up with her, do everything she needs
To smile and look great and overwhelm her with good deeds..
Sabrina and Michael are a wonderful pair.
We're all so happy that we get to be right there.
The guests will rock out and your families will feel bliss.
Has there ever been a wedding as cool as this?
We love you, Sabrina!
Our friend is getting married,
the first one from our group
the stress of getting married
can sometimes be a pain
we are here for backup
and our present will help, too
bridesmaids are so helpful
they do errands and do tasks
they listen sympathetically
about hurdles big and small
We'll hand you several tissues
And find your new best friend
bridesmaids can only do so much,
they too will need a break
their friendship is unending
a comfort for the bride
our present never needs a rest
it gives out Comfort, Southern style
your new friend's name is known to you
Our present's in your hand
a little courage is all you need
from an old friend you'll keep close
You thought that garter was for your Groom?
It is for keeping friends, close at hand.
And of course, you'll give her bottle of Southern Comfort to go in it.
For fun, look at all the bottles of booze, some have cute names that you could substitute into the poem.
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