whos your daddy now!???

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half

an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs

his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says.

I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.

"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important

meeting,

so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my

car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but,

after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home

my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put

an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the poison.

Comments

  • Was the poison cyanide?

    Back on Saturday, November 18th, 1978, "Peoples Temple" cult leader, Jim Jones had cyanide mixed in kool-aid & all 900+ drank a glass, [those that did not "take a drink, were shot" including Jim Jones, he committed suicide] just a few 25 to 30 (that hid or left Guyana) survived!

    Jim Jones was "papa" to maybe more than Brigham Young's 80+ children!

  • Man, the joke was good but i dont see any link between the title and the content.

  • Who's your daddy now!??? Got your jokes all mixed-up huh? Anyway worth a hearty laugh Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • Damn! Sucks to be the big guy! I've heard this one before and it's funny.

  • heard it before but still makes me laugh like a child.lol.

    xx

  • That's good! But why the title 'whos your daddy now!???'

  • thats good

  • oh thats a good one!!

  • i get it !

    good one.

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