How do i become a unicorn?

lucy-robinson_60abded145937lucy-robinson_60abded145937
in Society & Culture

i saw a unicorn when i was younger and ever since i have had a passion to becom a unicorn dont laugh at me i love those majestic creatures of the forest i really want to rome with my unicorns please help i need you to help me become a unicorn

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  • anonymousanonymous

    Hello Walter

    In this lifetime I doubt you can become a unicorn, but indeed you can work with these beautiful majestic healing peaceful beings. See the links below:-

    I have had "The Unicorn Meditation" cd by Diana Cooper for a while now, and also Magical Unicorn Oracle Cards by Doreen Virtue whereby the unicorns join with you and help you to give readings/messages not only to yourself but also others. I most recently purchased "Unicorn Cards" by Diana Cooper.

    If you want to know everything about these wonderful spiritual powerful beings, the best and most up to date book on the market is from an author Diana Cooper and the book is called "The Wonder of Unicons" which you can get from www.dianacooper.com or www.amazon.com www.amazon.co.uk or ebay.

    The book is from my experience the best of its kind, and it is full of information such as:-

    •What unicorns are, and where they are from

    •Meeting your unicorn

    •How unicorns help

    •Unicorn names and connections

    •Unicorn hierarchy

    •Unicorn signs

    •Unicorn horns

    •Roles of unicorns and angels

    •Unicorns & children

    •Unicorn wishes

    •Healing relationships

    •Dreaming of unicorns

    •Working with unicorn dreams

    •White animals

    •Unicorns & animals

    •Horses & the unicorn connection

    •The power of nature

    •Unicorns & gardens

    •Unicorn showers

    •Unicorn humming balls

    •Unicorn orbs

    •Unicorns at christmas

    •Unicorn healing & how to do healing with the unicorns

    •Unicorns in Atlantis

    •Unicorns & crystals

    •Planetary sertive

    •Heart opening

    •Portals for unicorns

    •Symbolism

    •Historical unicorn sightings

    •Unicorns and the bible

    •Eastern and western myths and legends

    •Unicorn rituals and ceremonies

    •Spreading unicorn magic

    •Development exercises - the book if full of them.

    •Unicorn games for children.

    As I said, the book is just wonderful and something you would refer to over and over again to not only inform yourself, but for healing, self development, spiritual/psychic and other realm connections, and for helping other people, animals and beings.

    Lots of Love

    Misscpb xxx

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Magical-Unicorn-Oracle-Dor...

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wonder-Unicorns-Diana-Coop...

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Unicorn-Cards-Diana-Cooper...

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/UNICORN-MEDITATION-CD-Dian...

    http://www.dianacooper.com/?searchword=unicorns&se...

  • anonymousanonymous

    Unicorns? Heh, nothing good kills unicorns. Sometimes poachers out to make a quick buck on black-market potions and wand components, and lets not forget that incident with Voldemort. The blood also has remarkable healing properties, but killing something so pure and so innocent leaves you with only a cursed life. Becoming a unicorn? Look lass, that's some powerful, oh, what's that long word again? Tramsfiguramative? No.. wait... aha! Transfigurative magic. Ask Professor McGonagall if she's ever heard of a spell ta turn you into yer heart's desire.

  • anonymousanonymous

    OK. This is a long process but it works.

    Step 1; go outside in an eclipse

    step 2;eat sparkles. not just a little, but about 1/2 a pound.(if you fell like your going to throw up, choke it down)

    step 3; slowly get into a horse position.

    step 4; Sing a song about a unicorn, you can make it up.

    step 5;wiggle your butt and shout"im a unicorn, long may i reign!!!!)

    step 6; call hogwarts. the number is 1 (781) 452-4077

    step 7;you are now halfway done. you now need to take off your clothes.

    step 8: run around butt naked and scream im a unicorn.

    step 9; pee on anyone that screams or asks questions.

    step 10; now you should have a horn. go around and show them

    step 11; rub your horn really fast. you should get a mane and a tail.

    step 12; scoot your butt across the pavement. you should now have unicorn legs.

    step 13; scream really loud

    step 14; poop on the sofa.

    you should now be a unicorn. if you want to turn back into a human, figure out how to communicate and call a doctor. They have a potion for you to drink. i hope this helps you become a unicorn.

  • kai-kikikai-kiki

    You would have to go into the forest at dawn (it has to be raining ) and as soon as you see a rainbow you have to close your eyes and say " estruses muntuarases " 5 times. Ofcourse you won't change right then and there..after saying the words you have to eat at least 3 pounds of mystical berries within 2 minutes because that is what unicorns eat.

    If it doesn't work then, instead of turning into a unicorn you will turn into a goat in 5 days.

    this is why not many people attempt to turn into unicorns. (they're scared.)

  • max-tylermax-tyler

    I'm afraid the only way to become a Unicorn is by dreaming that you are one unless you unknowingly have the power to change your shape into that of a Unicorn. Sorry! :-)

  • andy-young_60abded408ad5andy-young_60abded408ad5

    First, practice becoming a horse.

    Once you've got that down, next time become a horse with a horn!

    I suppose you could always go here:

    http://www.allthingspsychic.com/miracles

    One of the super powers they are talking about is "shape changing"

  • calebcaleb

    skip around like a unicorn

  • anonymousanonymous

    you need to push a large carrot up your *** untill it pops up the top of your head. get down on all fours and BAM, unicorn

  • melissa-murphy_60abded573591melissa-murphy_60abded573591

    This is the best question I have ever seen

  • oscar-james_60abded635072oscar-james_60abded635072

    http://www.wikihowl.com/become-a-unicorn.html

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