my mom gives me drug tests, but I smoke weed. So I was wondering, is there anything you can drink, or do that will make it come up as negative. like seriously?
If its weed try and take a week off or so then go to wall greens. There they sell a pee test thats just like the one that you dake for a job. That way you can test yourself before you get tested. There not to expensive like 10-15 dollars. Also ive head from friends that the drink doesnt work but ive tried the test and its easy and works good.
Well there's no natural way to cleanse yourself of THC permanently, in a short amount of time. unfortunately, THC stores in your fatty tissue so it's harder to get rid of. BUT i've had friends that took these drinks that you can get from a smoke shop. their advertised as detoxification or antioxidant drinks, i think. although the only problem is that they only make you piss clean for 2 to 7 hours depending on what the bottle says. they cost anywhere from $19.99 to $39.99 here in the bay area. so make sure you know when she's gonna test you.
If she doesnt watch you, you can get this fake powder pee and it comes with a bottle w/ a temp strip on it ,so you know the pee is body temp. It's called Minute man and it works. But only if she doesnt watch you. It involves a little vile of powdered pee and a little bottle of water with a temp strip on it. About 60 bucks at most head shops. There are drinks but you need to be clean for atleast a week or two and drink lots of water. Good Luck. Tell your Mom its your life! Alcohol is way worse then pot. Too bad pot stays in your system for so long. It takes a month of not smokin, lots of water drinken to pee clean.
Just to let you know...marijuana stays in your system about 28 days....it's one of the longest lived toxins........Oh, and don't try the "taking water from the tiolet trick" most urines are checked for an accurate temperature as soon as you hand it to the nurse. If it registers too cool, you'll just have to re-urinate!
Drinking a ton of water right before the test can dilute your piss so the concentration of metabolites n your piss is below the threshold of the test. Lots of vitamin B will help your piss regain its color because clear piss is suspicious.
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If its weed try and take a week off or so then go to wall greens. There they sell a pee test thats just like the one that you dake for a job. That way you can test yourself before you get tested. There not to expensive like 10-15 dollars. Also ive head from friends that the drink doesnt work but ive tried the test and its easy and works good.
Well there's no natural way to cleanse yourself of THC permanently, in a short amount of time. unfortunately, THC stores in your fatty tissue so it's harder to get rid of. BUT i've had friends that took these drinks that you can get from a smoke shop. their advertised as detoxification or antioxidant drinks, i think. although the only problem is that they only make you piss clean for 2 to 7 hours depending on what the bottle says. they cost anywhere from $19.99 to $39.99 here in the bay area. so make sure you know when she's gonna test you.
If she doesnt watch you, you can get this fake powder pee and it comes with a bottle w/ a temp strip on it ,so you know the pee is body temp. It's called Minute man and it works. But only if she doesnt watch you. It involves a little vile of powdered pee and a little bottle of water with a temp strip on it. About 60 bucks at most head shops. There are drinks but you need to be clean for atleast a week or two and drink lots of water. Good Luck. Tell your Mom its your life! Alcohol is way worse then pot. Too bad pot stays in your system for so long. It takes a month of not smokin, lots of water drinken to pee clean.
Well since i can't say don't do drugs, I'll just say don't do the drug test.
Drugs stay in your system for about 3 months. You can't just magically make them go away.
Just to let you know...marijuana stays in your system about 28 days....it's one of the longest lived toxins........Oh, and don't try the "taking water from the tiolet trick" most urines are checked for an accurate temperature as soon as you hand it to the nurse. If it registers too cool, you'll just have to re-urinate!
Drinking a ton of water right before the test can dilute your piss so the concentration of metabolites n your piss is below the threshold of the test. Lots of vitamin B will help your piss regain its color because clear piss is suspicious.
Drink ALOT ALOT of water.
It will make you pee more, and ultimately get that s h i t out of your system a little faster.
Try not to smoke daily though, this process might not work as well if you toke every day.
Good luck.
I just took a drug test today actually.
Want to know how I passed? I'm not stupid. I don't do drugs.
Drink lots of tea um pickle juice also works that's the only two I can think of right now
If its a urine test, just cut off your wiener. Then there will be a lot of blood mixed in with the urine, and she won't get an accurate reading.
On the down side you wont have a penis, which blows. lol get it, blows.... cause u wont have a penis.