Do I deserve a second chance?
It all started when farted in front of my new girlfriend, but that is not the reason she dumped me, the reason is even more pathetic.
Here's the story......
I started to see a girl who I've fancied for ages, I was well happy.
After about a week she invited me to her house to watch a film and stay the night, i went round and things seemed ok, but halfway through the film I squeezed out a fart, I thought it was funny but she was really shocked about it. She pulled away from me and was acting all weird with me, she called me disgusting.
I told her we all fart but she was having none of it, the night was pretty much ruined and I didn't even stay the night.
I sent her a txt the next day and said sorry and she seemed ok about it.
That weekend we went out for a drink and at some point I brought the subject back up, I told her not to be embarrassed about farting and not to hold them in for my sake. She got really defensive and told me that she doesn't, but she's never farted in front of me so I knew that she must be holding them in.
So I didn't say another word about it, but when we went outside the pub for a smoke I went behind her and pretended to give her a cuddle, but really I squeezed her stomach and she farted!
She went crazy and actually hit me in the face with the back of her hand, she was swearing really loud at me and I had to leave because of how much of a scene she was making.
Now she won't even answer my txt or answer the phone.
Is it over?
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These answers depress me. It's not some joke, so please knock it off.
Hi there. I have a question for you. Why did you date her? Doesn't sound like you guys get along, or have things in common. Is this all based on appearances? Why do girls like her get chances? Is she that pretty? She probably only cares about how cool someone looks and sex. Don't bother. I do not care what she does later on. That was disgraceful.
I get why you're asking this. If I like someone, I tend to think of it as my fault. She doesn't have your humor. I'm sorry I'm overrating, but if something grosses someone out, that is a very immature way to react. If she thinks you're disgusting, look in a mirror. -- She doesn't care much about hurting others so it seems. Dear, if she likes you, she wouldn't of acted out so much. And if she made that mistake, she would try to make up for it. I am sick of these kinds of situations. There should be multiple words to describe certain kinds of relationships.
She's not some victim guys. She's a person. We all are. So she needs to stop thinking she's better than others. I could be wrong... Maybe she's not like this at all, or she hides it well. I do not know her personally. Her actions related to it terribly, so my mind went to it. My apologies.
To summarize all of that, please do NOT waste any more time on her. You deserve better. Even being alone is better than trying to improve some girl when she will not have feelings someone for who he is already. It will feel like some contest, and that is not how bonds should work at all. I do not get like this often with my own experiences. Don't ask why I did here, because.. I don't know!
I am sorry for getting like that. Maybe I should consider rewriting my asnwer...?
I take it back, she infuriates me. She doesn't know what she'll lose, and wont care. Therefore, you don't need her. Look on the bright side, you didn't find this out later on, right? Look at yourself. See that you matter and let her fall to the back of your head. I don't know how much you liked her, so I shouldn't go overboard. If I haven't already, lol.
Message me. : D. I could help cheer you up.
Yes she broke up with you. I'm sure if you told you that you apologize for making her fart around you. She was probably beyond embarrassed and humiliated with you doing that.
Just give her some space.
That's kind of funny to be honest. I think you deserve a second chance. I mean, everyone does fart. It's impossible not to, if you did you would literally die. When she gets a lot more comfortable with you, she will. It's called breaking the barrier. Give her some space first for her to let out her anger over a funny fart.
If you are ever laying in bed with her and feel a fart coning on tell her that you are going to spit straight up . When she pulls the covers over her head let it rip . If she can handle that then she is OK .
lol you don't deserve a woman if you can't treat her right.
LOL