How do i pass a drug test?

Im 5'6 and weigh 180 pounds . I haven't smoked for a week and i have a drug test in 3 days for probation .

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  • You guys are idiots, buy a monkey dong or else make your way down to the nearest head shop and buy some cleansing juice. I forget what its called but it works. Both are good choices

  • You should have planned better bro but I have a few things that work. First never stop drinking water. NEVER. Water is the key to passing but odds are you will still need some extra help. I had the same problem you had a while ago except it was for a job so I go about a waterbottle lid full of bleach and poured it into my urine and it came back negative and I smoked 4 days before my test so I'd use that. Good luck man and plan better next time..... Remember **** loads of water like to where it hurts to drink more water

  • you think about THAT before smoking out , or move to a state that doesn't do drug tests any more because its all a scam for Gov mint any way, dmed if ya do ... and dm ned if don't so dim it full speed ahead , but IF you want to pass , heres what you do , you got just enough time , to clean your system (yer gonna have ta buck it up if you wanna pass in the short time you have to clean your system) Drink either Vinagar, or pickle Juice , and eat a pickle breakfast lunch or dinner , and 3 days MIGHT not be enough, it depends on your metabolism rate,wish ya had like 30 days , that's a for sure cure , but the crash cleanse , usually takes 5 days an every meal ,every day , pickles and or it juice there of , or vinegar(works better, but is YUCKY) and theres NO guarantee and LOTS of water , keep ya peeing and cleanse you out , and ONCE your clean ... STAY that way , sorry I donna do thata noa mora because the gov mint regulates it and they can and will do anything at any time to ANY one that has that power that they don't like , BUT its O.K. For THEM to do it because THEY are above the laws they themselves make, so they can sit in on judgment's on others and on HOW to regulate it and or tax it , or ban it , their the GOVMINT, 1% ers , and YOU TRUST THEM????

  • I know that this sounds crazy, but it works. Don't do drugs when you're on probation.

  • Drink some vineger* I heard it does somethingg to ur kidneys I forgot what tho but yeahh Vineger*

  • Oil change. If you want to know what that is watch Blue Mountain State.

  • Um don't do drugs?

  • Don't take drugs...

  • Don't do drugs.

  • Don't do drugs.

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