Grocery freshness?
The sense of freshness...
A new supermarket opened in Brookings. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.
In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
Comments
now that is some "sh*it"...great joke...a star for you...
Beware the pharmaceuticals aisle. a trip down that aisle could be a trip.
And..
Oh yeah...
If you thought the Cottage Cheese aisle had culture...
You should see the Yogurt aisle!
But the Cheese aisle has an "imported, snobby smell".
i don't think of the colour is appropriate now in spite of if it used to indicate day of the week as you assert. those days the date is on the tie. that's the main inexpensive thank you to this element the bread. Printing dates on the packaging might propose dropping any packs that weren't used on that day. Throwing some ties on the tip of the day is value-helpful.
You should get some culture. Try the cottage cheese aisle.
I laughed when I read this joke! It is clean and has good humor! Thank you for this funny joke.
That's some smelly joke, superb, lol, have a star...!
Nice! I wouldn't buy manure there, either.
LOL.....I don't blame you..........stay away from the exlax aisle too....
good one
lol luv it