HELP! My eggo is preggo!!?
So, today I was about to eat an Eggo waffle when it started TALKING TO ME!!
It said: "GIRL I'M A PREGGO EGGO! DO NOT EAT ME." I was so confused, so I just ate it anyways. And then I heard screams from somewhere, and then a bunch of red stuph came out of my Eggo, and then a tiny little Eggo waffle was inside.
WHAT DO I DO??? I JUST KILLED TWO EGGOS!!! WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY FRIDGE?
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You killed your preggo eggo?! Quick! Ive done this before. First go hide in the closet. The police should be there soon cause the other eggos called the police. Next once the police leave hop in the car and go to the supermarket and buy as many bags of syrup as you can. Then drive home and smother those eggos in syrup. That should stop the reproduction issue. Its like waffle condoms. Other than that you might as well just eat the rest.
You should be happy that your waffles are multiplying. Due to a flood in some factories, there is an EGGO WAFFLE SHORTAGE! Until mid 2010.
Shame on you, you should've taken proper care of that Eggo, now, sadly, you've killed a mommy eggo and a baby eggo.
Noo... listen to eggos, especially pregnant ones! Congratulations... you just killed two eggos.
lol,that lines in Juno
your eggo is preggo!
You put Eggos in your fridge? I thought you put them in the freezer!
THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY IN THEIR PANTS IN THERE!
put some waffle condoms in the fridge!
HEY MAYBE YOUR PREGGO EGGO SHOULD BE FRIENDS WITH MY TWO PREGGO EGGOS!!!
That was disturbing. I will probably have nightmares now for the rest of my life.
Pregnant waffles. (shivers)
Get two new ones pregnant.