Can you turn coal into silver?
Evolution certainly can! When it claims white races evolved from africa, or beasts.
So why shouldn't science be able to turn coal into silver? I expect at least 50 recipes, which will make me rich for eternity.
Thanks.
Update:~
I already have the coal, you utterly useless cow.
I live in a coal infested swamp land, between mountains, near a giant river. Coal is everywhere here, along with oil.
This is why I only need the Recipe, to turn coal into silver. Or are you an idiot, who doesn't worship Science?
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silver is a natural element , coal is not .
nickel silver is brass and nickel
Oh ... you are a religious Christian, no worries, just send me $2000 (US would do, but Singapore would be safer) and a bucket of coal and I will return it as a bucket of shiny shiny Silver.
Alley-loo-yer. Poo-raze-der-lawwud or whatever it is you lot say.
Edit: The recipe is a trade secret ... it`ll cost you a huge amount of money, better just send me that bucket of coal and a cheque. You ain`t ever going to be able to afford the recipe!
Happy-klappy Jeeezers, gawd above, gabble gabble gobbledgook fallin` over I can walk!
And other endearing stuff from the swamps and cities of the Christian nation.
@ Dogstar, I am hoping to redress the balance.
If you want to be rich with money then you should be wanting to turn coal into gold with the high prices of gold right now. Silver isn't that valuable and gold is worth more now than it has been in a long time.
No. Coal is an inanimate object without life. Unless you are an animist, and I am sure you aren't, it has no divine purpose. A black man, however, can kill you. So can a white man. Abilities granted by God. Only you can kill yourself with coal, because it sure isn't gonna just jump into your mouth and choke you to death without asking first. Oh, and then you'll go to hell for it.
Skin color is one of the most rapidly-evolving human characteristics. Move a population toward the poles, and their skin color will lighten, move it toward the equator, and it will darken, within a few thousand years.
Sqrt(Alchemy)?
You can turn coal into diamond though.
You need David Cooperfield by your side. He can do anything.
Stupid and racist all in one neat package. How efficient of you.