Is Darude a God?
I have been wondering lately if Darude is a god or some form of advanced life form beyond mortal comprehension; based on evidence collected from his music videos. In the Sandstorm music video, he seems to be omnipresent, or so fast that he can be at multiple locations at once without his travel period being noticeable. In his Feel the Beat music video, he is seen driving a Dodge Viper which seemingly drives so fast that it breaks through dimensional barriers, or it simply has no dimensional limitations to begin with. In Next to You, he is shown to also be in possession of an F35 Join Strike Fighter. This video was made in 2003 and there were only ~2 prototypes (designated X-35) of this aircraft at the time. There is absolutely no way any Finnish EDM music producer would ever be able have access to pilot (or perhaps even see up close) this aircraft in 2003. Finally, in Out of Control, he is shown sitting underwater, and did not seem to require any sort of breathing apparatus. Does this evidence suggest that Darude is an advanced enlightened being?
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He is worshipped by his fans, and he answers their prayers. That makes him the closest thing to a god in existence.
If I go search for this and it's drivel,
will you poke an ice pick in your ears.?
Waiting for your reply
....ok, where's my ice pick.?
I would completely agree!