Please do not read?
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.”
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill.”
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are." We're not interested.”
Then God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
...........There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
Comments
No, you missed all white non-Jewish Americans and Europeans, Asians of all types, Asian Indians, Pakistanis, Afghanis and Pacific Islanders.
I'm a non-Jewish white American and I'm offended that I'm NOT included in the joke. Please try to do a better job with your universal offending next time.
Hahaha
It's a very good joke. From the Thumbs Up response you're getting, no one seems offended at all!!! Keep up the good work.
That's a bit worrying.
If 'Thou shall not kill', then I'm not safe. I don't know anyone called 'Thou'.
dats one hell of a gud joke - nothing offensive about it, im included in there yet not offended, but u forgot the American - why did they ignore God? cos He told them " Thou shall not slaughter", forget it they thought
not all Arabs kill, not all the the African American kids ignore the existence of their father, not all Mexicans steal, not all French cheat their partner, not all Jews are businessmen
but i get it that is just a joke, and you did advise us not to read:))
Cute. And good job on the offending.
My mum's half mexican, half french. My dad's a black jew, and my wife's an arab. That one really got up my nose. Hahahahahahahahahaha
I didn't read it. No, really, I am telling the truth: I didn't read it. After sending this I will read it, though.
Cheers.
(After reading it: not offended at all. It's a very good one.)
Hey I'm Mexican and proud we do that **** everyday.Here in 3AST LOS ANG3L3S. By the way that was funny.