What exactly are you asking? If your asking for quotes to put of facebook, I got a few good "that awkward moment when..." quotes:
-That awkward moment when someone waves at you, and you wave back, only to realize they were waving at someone else
-That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think your stupid
-That awkward moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper as you have at your house <---(this one is more for teens and kids still living with their parents)
-That awkward moment when someone you really hate sends you a friend request
-That awkward moment when a person bumps into you, and you shout "are you blind" and the person is blind
Here are some others as well:
- My boyfriend does this really cute thing, of not existing
-I hate it when you go into a restaurant and the host asks "would you like a table?" no, I came here to eat on the floor, a carpet for six please
-It bugs me when people ask me the stupidest questions, like why I am in a grocery store "Hey! What are you doing here!?" oh, yeah know....hunting elephants
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What exactly are you asking? If your asking for quotes to put of facebook, I got a few good "that awkward moment when..." quotes:
-That awkward moment when someone waves at you, and you wave back, only to realize they were waving at someone else
-That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think your stupid
-That awkward moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper as you have at your house <---(this one is more for teens and kids still living with their parents)
-That awkward moment when someone you really hate sends you a friend request
-That awkward moment when a person bumps into you, and you shout "are you blind" and the person is blind
Here are some others as well:
- My boyfriend does this really cute thing, of not existing
-I hate it when you go into a restaurant and the host asks "would you like a table?" no, I came here to eat on the floor, a carpet for six please
-It bugs me when people ask me the stupidest questions, like why I am in a grocery store "Hey! What are you doing here!?" oh, yeah know....hunting elephants
Hope these help
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MFW as My Face When...
and MFW doesnt stand for Call of Duty, so if anyone says that, then tell them they're dumbf**ks
If you can't think of anything to post, then don't post anything at all...? It's pretty simple, really.