Weirdest. Email. EVER!?
I got this from a Y!A user:
sorry if I bother you, but I saw you had some cool answers so thought you could help me out 
( I wanted to ask something I don't want to spam the community, maybe you could help me! My name is Lucas, I'm 12, I had a bet I with my friends.
What would happen to me if it would be possible that my friends could shrink me to ant size, and they would put me into one of my other friends drink who is unaware of that, and he would swallow me unknowingly??
My friends told me they would give me 10$ if I would go through with the idea, and I accepted. I'm sure it would be no problem traveling through my friend, we're best friends and he would never do any harm to me. The only problem I see is that my friends would need to grow me back after my journey through and my friend would make a very stupid face after telling him I went through him^^
Hoped you could help me and write a more detailed way about my journey for me, so I would know the stations I would encounter through, what would happen, where would I be and go, pleease?? I really hope there will be something like a shrink ray in the future so I could play that very cool prank on my friend^^ I'm sure he would be very angry when he finds out he accidentally swallowed me when I would tell him after^^
What the heck is that?!?!?!?!?!??!?! What's the weirdest email you've ever gotten from a Y!A user.
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It was a threat after I made a comment on a question in all caps
It was something like "MAKING SMART *** COMMENTS WILL GET YOU HURT BOY! I BET I COULD KILL YOU IN 3 SECONDS! EVEN IF!!!! I GAVE YOU A GUN!"
It's weird, sure, but it's nice to see so much enthusiasm in one so young, I think.
And how come we don't have shrink rays yet? I was promised these when I was a kid by cartoons. Shrink rays and jet packs. And still every day I can't help but notice that I'm walking, not flying around, and at my own height, not less than that. Science is cruel.
LOL. Well... that's different. I had a woman from India email me because i said in one of my answers that i liked Angelina Jolie. She was going on about how she's a bad person because she uses her sexuality to get attention (or something like that, i don't remember exactly). Then she said that I'm probably the kind of guy who would force myself on a girl... it was very strange.
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Message: well there's this girl she knows i have a girlfriend but still wants to lose her virginity to me and my girlfriend is bisexual and asked me the other day if i would like to have sex with three of her friends haha crazy huh.
so that would be me my girlfriend and her three friends. i am just curious since she likes girls too should i r should i not? i kind of want to but i dont know if these girls will fall in love with me? and the girl who i a virgin do you think she is in love with me that is why she wants me to be her first i am mixed up?
and this kid knows how to use a computer?
I hope he's kidding!
I guess the weirdest one i've gotten is some chick telling me shes gonna call the police in shiit cause in an answer to her question i said she was weird.
People these dayss!
This guy sent me a e-mail the other day saying:
Hey bro hows it goin. Can i ask u a simple q? My frend wants me to give him a 2 bills$ so he can bye a soda at the store should i do it? do u think he will give me the bills$ back?
Strang isn't it?
That made my day ;D
I honestly haven't gotten any really weird ones.
I've gotten rude ones from girls telling me I'm a b*tch,
when I've never met them in my life. So yeah.
I once got a marriage proposal from a user on here.
Yours is very weird.
wow- that's actually kind of sad.
I don't get very many weird emails. The best one I've gotten is
"Hail big feet"
I forgot the name of it but that's like one of those people that get off on being eaten alive.
It's freakin' weird.