very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest.....Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre. They went to see "Closed For The Winter".
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths."
Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention.So she eventually got her to the emrgency.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train.
a man(who hates blonds) is walking in the desert and finds a lamp so he rubs it and out comes a jinni(sp???) the jinni says "i will grant you 3 wishes but all blonds will get double your wish."
the man thinks awhile and finally agrees
"what is your fist wish" th jinni asks.
"a 1957 shelby mustang" he answers
"all blonds will get 2"
"ok"
"what is your second wish"
"1 billion dollars"
"all blonds will get 2 billion"
"fine"
"what is your last wish"
the man thinks along time and finally says "see that cactus over there, beat me half to death with it."
That has got to be the funniest joke i have ever heard.......i had tears from all the laughing. Dont worry about the rest of the people, maybe they just dont "get" it.
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good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest.....Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre. They went to see "Closed For The Winter".
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths."
Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention.So she eventually got her to the emrgency.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train.
a man(who hates blonds) is walking in the desert and finds a lamp so he rubs it and out comes a jinni(sp???) the jinni says "i will grant you 3 wishes but all blonds will get double your wish."
the man thinks awhile and finally agrees
"what is your fist wish" th jinni asks.
"a 1957 shelby mustang" he answers
"all blonds will get 2"
"ok"
"what is your second wish"
"1 billion dollars"
"all blonds will get 2 billion"
"fine"
"what is your last wish"
the man thinks along time and finally says "see that cactus over there, beat me half to death with it."
if it's a rigid steel bar she walks into, it's definitely a big "ouch!!" lol!!
i've heard it this way too
2 blondes/guys/whatever walk into a bar
the 3rd one sits on a stool and laughs
;-)
This is really the first joke i laughed at in the whole Jokes & Riddles section!
Then the French and English guy walk into the bar.
Think they would have noticed..
That has got to be the funniest joke i have ever heard.......i had tears from all the laughing. Dont worry about the rest of the people, maybe they just dont "get" it.
HAHAHA!!! CLassic!! STar!!!
it took me a few minuits but ha ha ha I'm a blond
lol classic